The Best Ladies' Vehicle Ever Made

Heads up, Transformers Fans -- Optimus Prime got pissed off. Bay puts flames and Zach pimped his whip by putting a kickass jacuzzi, meant for the ladies. What the hell?

The new ladies' vehicle includes:

• A brand new sound system. Sounds great.
• A damn new hydraulic system. Shakes well.
• A kickass jacuzzi. For the ladies.
  
• Some neon lights. For what?
• Two 52-inch plasma screens. Beautiful.
• Spinners. A free gift.
• An alarm system. In case somebody steals the god damn truck.

Optimus Prime: I'm hot! I'm old school! I'm more than meets the eye, dammit!