All Spark USB Hub Begs to be Held

I'm confused, but happy to see this All Spark USB hub with four ports but no ability to make objects into Transformers. When all four ports are plugged, it will say: "We must protect the All Spark Cube." Sounds interesting and scary enough. You can bring this thing home for £13.99 ($28), but beware of the evil Decepticons. [Everything USB]